Ostali
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Koja žena dobije najviše ruža na 8. mart?
- Ona koja umre 7. marta.
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Koja žena dobije najviše ruža na 8. mart?
- Ona koja umre 7. marta.
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Svađaju se 2 pedera.
Kaže prvi: “Ti si glupan”
A odgovara drugi:”I ti si!!”
Opet kaže prvi: “Debil si, retardiran si”
A drugi:”I ti si!”
Prvi: “Puši mi kurac”
A odgovara drugi: “Je li, a, sad hoćeš da se pomirimo?”
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Svađaju se 2 pedera.
Kaže prvi: “Ti si glupan”
A odgovara drugi:”I ti si!!”
Opet kaže prvi: “Debil si, retardiran si”
A drugi:”I ti si!”
Prvi: “Puši mi kurac”
A odgovara drugi: “Je li, a, sad hoćeš da se pomirimo?”
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Pitali cigu:
- Cigo, jesi jebao nekad medicinsku sestru?
Ciga odgovara:
- Nisam medicinsku, al jesam običnu.
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Pitali cigu:
- Cigo, jesi jebao nekad medicinsku sestru?
Ciga odgovara:
- Nisam medicinsku, al jesam običnu.
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